Ok. Ok. Not those kind of Zingers...
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?" -Phyllis Diller
Ha! Phyllis Diller was the queen of excellent zingers.
A zinger is a short line of comedy, sometimes the last line of an act. It's a great and memorable punchy line with a big impact.
Here are 20 more of my favorite Phyllis Diller zingers:
1. My photographs don’t do me justice—they just look like me.
2. Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.